7th November Tor Bay, Gower, Wales

I’m an odd combination of skinny and lumpy. I’ve always had ridiculously skinny calves and over the last five years I have sustained two hefty kicks and a bad fall from a horse which has left some dents in my thighs. Further to this, I put on over a stone last winter after eating my own bodyweight in dead pigs bum. The bacon fat and sausage meat went straight to my fat ass and thighs and settled there along with the dark chocolate ginger biscuits. My body must be anticipating starvation in older age as at 64 it is extremely reluctant to let this extra and unwanted timber go… if only gravity could get it to settle down by my ankles and skinny calves. I have almost lost the stone now but there’s still far to go in getting some shape back…. or, I could just say ‘fuck it’ I’m reasonably healthy, still alive, and it’s not too late to get treatment for chronic vanity 🤣🤣

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